the dork
is merely an ordinary dork,
has the world's WORST judgment in guys,
thinks she's from outer space,
is trying NOT to fall for the wrong guys,
is trying to be a grown-up,
meanwhile, being herself.
current mood: T-I-P-S-Y theme song : Love it when you call by the feeling
OH YEAH, BITCHES, JEAN THE DORK IS BACK! I had so much fun reading my previous posts and laughing at them. Then, something came to my mind, hmmm, I really should revive my blog since I am goddamn free at the moment. Thus, here I am, again. I must say I was indeed a teeny-weeny-whiny back then. I really had tons to blog! Like complaining how sucky my life was and how sucky the guys I met were.
SO, what's the difference now? The only difference is I am getting whinier! Believe it or not. What have I been doing so far? It's time to push the rewind button and refresh my memory a wee bit.
1. I was so happy when I got my first job. I couldn't be any happier when I got out of it. It's like one of the happiest moments in my life.
2. I thought I had a really big chance of becoming the next MOST-WANTED due to some juicy saucy issues going on in the previous company.
3. I am an adult. Like finally. Not physically but mentally. I am always a teen if you talk about physically. Not teeny-flatty-boobies that type but a toned up figure every guy dies for. OKIE, I AM LYING TO MYSELF. AT THIS STAGE, I BELIEVE I AM OFFICIALLY DRUNK.
4. I think I found my Mr. Fishtank. I think we were both sober when we met.
5. I can finally cook and bake without poisoning anyone. Oh yeah, you really should try my signature soup and the honey glazed chicken I make. I am pretty sure they are sooo good that you will chew your own fingers without realizing it.
6. Then, I resigned two months ago.
7. Have been slacking at home. Yet, I try to be useful and productive by contributing some of my money to our society. Which means shopping.
8. I have a cutesy named TUXY. He's like the most adorable and smartest kitten ever! He is so playful that every single thing at home can be his favourite toy, especially my BRA.
9. Still addicted to falsies.
10. Been exercising vigorously coz I wanna take part in the next Olympics game. NOT. Just wanna be ready for the sun-tanning in Perth.
11. Almost became a ZIT-ney Spears by trying out some facial products. Luckily, the elliptical machine saved me.
12. Can't wait for the Japan snow skiing trip in Feb.
13. Oh yeah. I almost murdered someone in the previous company.
14. Having a job interview tomorrow. Hopefully, I won't speak like a rocket and makes the interviewer thinks that I want the sales position so much when I am NOT applying for the sales position. THIS happens everytime.
15. Realized that Angus, Thongs and the Perfect Snogging is a nice movie to watch. At least, it's better than the movie talking about this 100-plus-year-old perverted old man liking the smell of a young girl's blood. Yeah, I am talking about Dwilight. Oops sorry, I mean Twilight. Frankly, I do not understand the acting. Can Robert.P and the rest act any better?It just made me laughing so hard when I watched it. What's with the face?? It's like, OMG, I could smell some period.
It was even funnier when Belle found out that Cullen was actually a vampire. Maybe she thought he was just being loony to put tons of foundation or BB Cream on his face to school.
Sorry to be mean. Yet, I don't have the slightest idea why teenies nowadays are crazily in love with this type of movie.
By the way, Aaron Johnson is such a hottie in Angus, Thongs and the Perfect Snogging.
p.s. FION LIAW, he's totally your type.
16. Alrighty, it's time to go to bed and get ready for the interview tomorrow. It's gonna be a beezee day for me tomorrow coz
